The Band Name Game

It was the gathering of the musicians. All the groups were there. On this monumental occasion, Dirty Turp had set up their truck with at least five hundred loud speakers. They got all the microphones ready and started practicing immediately. The echoes were so nice reverberating around the canyon of cliffs and ancient outdoor theater.

Grass Fed Organic had a bunch of fire dancers spinning flame torches and doing fancy belly dancing. Pro Mo the DJ had done a massive advertising campaign, and the event was turning out to be huge.

“We ID” was there at the front gate counting and greeting everyone, checking to see what everyone had in their backpacks and lunchboxes, etc. So far, 296 spiked watermelons had been confiscated.

“Monk Keys & Stumbling Peppers” were so intoxicated, they were even letting all the various garden gnomes, trolls, and hobbits in under the gates and tents. “Boyfriend in Michigan“ and “Beer Cow“ were tuning their instruments. “Armpit Skanky Mouse House“ was so rad, combining dreamy flute jams and Cubist guitar frequencies with a little country style butter rap.

“Psycho Swamp Safari” was up next. What could possibly happen? Charcuterie Surfboards had placed various veggie selections all the spaghetti bandits rolled meatballs around the castle and no one was left hungry that day……There’s so much more to tell you as the event lasted for many weeks.